Post by PORKLOIN on Aug 19, 2017 21:48:40 GMT
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[attr="class","largeleft"] [attr="class","largehover"] [attr="class","uglyhoverinside"] [attr="class","bioheader"]personality. [attr="class,"bioentry"]You might not expect someone who's so quiet to have enough of a commanding presence to be a first mate, but here you are. Unless he's eating, or shouting orders, Orsyn rarely talks. He only glowers. Normally he shrugs off any fat jokes, as these have been hurled at him all of his short, miserable life. He will only acknowledge Porkloin, which how he's colloquially known as to his crew and most other ironborn. Despite seeming like a silly chump, he has the respect of at least his fellow crewmen. [break][break] He's fierce in battle taking daring risks that have earned him that respect. While his captain fakes people out, Orsyn does wear some actual plate. The protection is needed since he's not the fastest man to ever live. Like ironborn of both the past and present, the notion to wear a plate curiass and bracers mark him as at least somewhat 'brave'. He's not what most would consider a smart man, but he's clever enough to be useful, obedient enough to not be thrown overboard, and loyal enough to be trusted. [attr="class","bioheader"]history. [attr="class,"bioentry"]Born on Blacktyde to a chunky salt wife, Orsyn was a fat baby as well. The child had a typical life for most of his early development. His mother didn't really love him, as she was the tenth or so babe she had birthed, but she kept him alive. Couldn't ask for more right? Throughout his childhood he was teased for his weight. And as a boy he was quite fat. When he was fourteen Orsyn decided he wanted to be a reaver rather than fishing. [break][break] It was the only way he would ever earn any real respect in his mind. It took him a while to find a crew to join, and as time went on his prospects got weaker and weaker. Eventually he found the longship of Saltblade, one of the captains that was said to be crazier than most others and for ironborn that was saying something. Would he accept a meatball though? He did, joking that if anything he would float well and could be used as a floatation device, or they could perhaps eat him. [break][break] He was quickly dubbed 'Porkloin,' a future dinner for the crew. Orsyn kept his head down and followed orders, using the talents he had to impress his fellow crewman and captain. He came to be exceedingly good with thrown weapons and is feared at the finger dance. Since he was too fat to dodge the axes, he had to learn to catch them, lest he suffer the consequences. Over the years his skill an ability rose however. Porkloin was dedicated and his chub dropped to a stocky muscled frame. [break][break] When the last first mate died, Saltblade picked Porkloin to take his place. Why? Many suspect that with how much the man adores his psychological warfare it was to take advantage of the underestimation of the chubby Porkloin to his own advantage. Who has a guy like that as a first mate? A lunatic, that's who. It worked. Many of victims of Saltblade's crew never expect for some whale called Porkloin to beam them in the skull with a tomahawk from sixty paces. [break][break] Other crews only see a fat man too, much to their dismay. Over time, the man's abilities have become more and more useful. He's a decent fighter, smart enough to make sound decisions, and at times just as insane as the captain he serves. His reputation is built up by the rumors that surround him. Some say in hushed tones that he is Saltblade's secret lover, as Porkloin has yet to take a salt wife. Saltblade himself often jokes that he sometimes feeds captives to him. Porkloin doesn't deny it. [attr="class","bioheader"]inventory. [attr="class,"bioentry"]FINGER DANCER [break] He is quite good with small thrown weapons. This of course started out with the famed finger dance and Porkloin is best when throwing hand axes even to this day. Still, at reasonable distances he can hit stationary or moving targets with various tomahawks and throwing knives. He can also catch similar small hand weapons when they are thrown at him, snatching them from the air with expert hand-eye coordination. It's said that he could catch an arrow, but he's never done it. [break][break] DOG NOSE [break] While his sense of smell could not be really considered 'hyper sensitive', Porkloin has a keen nose that is normally used for ferreting out hidden food stores on raids. The biggest thing that the iron price is paid for with Porkloin is foodstuffs. Next is weapons, armor, and other plunder. Within twenty paces he can pick up on certain scents. Outside of food, perfume of any kind will be apparent to him, as will blood and sweat depending on interfering scents of the battlefield. [break][break] ''DUCKLES'' [break] A pair of daggers he had modified after he had paid the iron price for the base weapons. While one is a bladed dagger and one is a sharp spike, both have had their handles modified into a crude form of 'brass' knuckles, with a stud on each finger section and one at the base of the handle in place of a pommel. He dubbed the invented weapons 'duckles' because they are dagger knuckles. They are not for throwing. [break][break] ''BLACKWIND'' [break] While Orsyn often carries a number of typical hand axes while raiding, Blackwind is a dragonglass hand ax that is god knows how old. He had the haft replaced on it after he won it from a finger dance as it was rotting off. This weapon is often used as a last resort in combat as he worries about it being damaged because he sees it as 'crumbly' even though there's nothing wrong with it. He mainly keeps it for the unique color and for finger dances as it's quite stylish. [attr="class","uglylarge"]  | [attr="class","rightside"] [attr="class","rightsideafter"] [attr="class","bioline"]twenty [attr="class","bioline"]male [attr="class","bioline"]pansexual [attr="class","bioline"]5' 6" [attr="class","bioline"]217 lbs [attr="class","bioline"]lowborn [attr="class","bioline"]NARUTO, torifu akimichi [attr="class","bioline"]sovetskii soryuz [attr="class","rightsidebefore"] [attr="class","bioname"]porkloin [attr="class","biolyrics"] baby i got love for you so deep inside of me I don't know where to start I love you more than anything but the words cant even touch what's in my heart [attr="class","bioicon"]  |
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